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От анонов 23.09.2015
Стори про звонок с тумблера))):
OKAY SO
JARED TWEETED THAT WEIRD-ASS SERIES OF LETTERS THAT MADE EVERYONE SCRATCH THEIR HEADS, BUT A COUPLE DAYS AGO I’D GONE TO THIS PLACE CALLED “EXIT” WHERE IT’S A REAL LIFE VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO USE LOGIC AND CLUES TO ESCAPE A ROOM AND THERE WAS A BIT WHERE YOU HAD TO TRANSLATE LETTERS TO NUMBERS ON A KEYPAD
SO IMMEDIATELY I THOUGHT “shit this is a phone number”
AND I ENTERED IT INTO A PHONE AND IT WAS A 778 NUMBER (VANCOUVER AREA CODE) SO I WAS LIKE OH SHIT IT REALLY IS A PHONE NUMBER AND I DIALLED AND MY HEART WAS THUMPING OUT OF MY CHEST AND THEN IT CLICKED AND JARED’S VOICE SAID “Hey, who is this?” anD I FROZE
AND I WAS LIKE “…It’S….UH… IT’S ANIKA. I JUST SAW A THING ON TWITTER AND I THOUGHT MAYBE…UH…IS THIS JARED??”
AND HE DIDN’T RESPOND AND THERE WAS SHUFFLING AND THEN A DEEPER VOICE COMES ON AND SAYS, “Hey, this is Jensen.” AND I ALMOST SCREAMED DIRECTLY INTO THE PHONE
AND I WAS LIKE “HI?????” AND HE’S LIKE “Where are you calling from?” aND I WAS LIKE “Well, Vancouver, actually ahaha”, and he says “What that’s so weird are you like right behind us right now” and i FfucKING SAY “…maybe”
AND HE JUST SNORTS AND THERE’S SOME VOICES IN THE BACKGROUND AND HE’S LIKE “Okay, well we gotta go, but it was nice talking to you. Thanks for calling!” and i was like “THANK”
AND THEN
not 5 SECONDS AFTER WE HANG UP, JARED TWEETS:

(дозвонившаяся - каска, кстате))
OKAY SO
JARED TWEETED THAT WEIRD-ASS SERIES OF LETTERS THAT MADE EVERYONE SCRATCH THEIR HEADS, BUT A COUPLE DAYS AGO I’D GONE TO THIS PLACE CALLED “EXIT” WHERE IT’S A REAL LIFE VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO USE LOGIC AND CLUES TO ESCAPE A ROOM AND THERE WAS A BIT WHERE YOU HAD TO TRANSLATE LETTERS TO NUMBERS ON A KEYPAD
SO IMMEDIATELY I THOUGHT “shit this is a phone number”
AND I ENTERED IT INTO A PHONE AND IT WAS A 778 NUMBER (VANCOUVER AREA CODE) SO I WAS LIKE OH SHIT IT REALLY IS A PHONE NUMBER AND I DIALLED AND MY HEART WAS THUMPING OUT OF MY CHEST AND THEN IT CLICKED AND JARED’S VOICE SAID “Hey, who is this?” anD I FROZE
AND I WAS LIKE “…It’S….UH… IT’S ANIKA. I JUST SAW A THING ON TWITTER AND I THOUGHT MAYBE…UH…IS THIS JARED??”
AND HE DIDN’T RESPOND AND THERE WAS SHUFFLING AND THEN A DEEPER VOICE COMES ON AND SAYS, “Hey, this is Jensen.” AND I ALMOST SCREAMED DIRECTLY INTO THE PHONE
AND I WAS LIKE “HI?????” AND HE’S LIKE “Where are you calling from?” aND I WAS LIKE “Well, Vancouver, actually ahaha”, and he says “What that’s so weird are you like right behind us right now” and i FfucKING SAY “…maybe”
AND HE JUST SNORTS AND THERE’S SOME VOICES IN THE BACKGROUND AND HE’S LIKE “Okay, well we gotta go, but it was nice talking to you. Thanks for calling!” and i was like “THANK”
AND THEN
not 5 SECONDS AFTER WE HANG UP, JARED TWEETS:

(дозвонившаяся - каска, кстате))